House of Dud

Movies
1

I love reviews that get right to the point.

“The reasons to avoid David Duchovny’s earnest, unwatchable coming-of-age drama can best be summarized in a simple declarative sentence. Robin Williams plays a retarded janitor.”

Thank you New York Times. I can only imagine how incredibly painful that’s going to be.

FWIW:

“I love those goofy bastards.”

-Amanpour

2

House of “F”

YOU GET AN F, MULDER!

3

Duchoveny is pretty much not an actor as far as I can tell. He’s a guy who shows up in movies, and they call him different names.