This fucker is in my garage and I want to kill it.
But I can’t find a shoe big enough.
Holy shit man. You’re gonna need a beach towel to clean up the goo.
A trail of clocks leading out to the garden.
Eh, I’d feel bad about killing such a badass creature. It has undoubtedly slaughtered many other insects in the area that you would consider pests, and he seems to be pretty cool.
Try to find a pale or something, “scrape” it off the wall with a broom or rake and into the pale being held by some brave soul who will probably scream like a little girl and drop the pale. That’s when you have to be quick with a second pale and trap it before it jumps into hyperspace and reports your position to the central starship.
Jesus, I’d leave the fucking country.
Ick!! Oh bloody hell, that’s a big spider!!
Just move away!
I think spider is a pretty cool guy. eh kills insects and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Killed the cunt.
Sprayed him long distance with bleach to get him off the roof, then when he came to attack me ( ran at me ) I hit him the a broom.
And broke the broom.
And him.
I hope for your sake it wasn’t a mother spider with children near by.
The only thing spiders love more than insects is the sweet taste of delayed vengence.
Sleep lightly!!!
video or it didn’t happen.
God, do not show me this at this point in time.
Did you record your adventure for you tube?
Or did you cry like a little girl when it decided to attack you?
I would have, I hate spiders, hate them.
That is so not okay.
Hey nutsak, how big would you have said your friend is… er, was?
I have a fascination with enormous spiders. But that’s probably because I never have to see one that isn’t safely behind glass.
nutsak, I showed your picture to a friend and she would like to know where you live so she can avoid it forever.
AUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Nothing for it, time to move.
Tasmania ( Australia ).
Probably around 8 inches including legs. He moved pretty fuckin’ fast too.
My dad insisted that kerosene killed bugs real good. And if it doesn’t work fast enough, you can light them on fire when they charge you.
God, you might as well call this the timid housewife thread.