My boss dropped a bomb on me today. I have to cure cancer by next Friday. In assembly language. On a 286.
I’m thinking I’ll ignore the entire medical literature on promising avenues of research - too much work! Does anyone know where I can get some tissue samples?
When next Friday comes, you can have a good laugh at the lot of them by pointing out that Visual Studio doesn’t compile inline assembler for the 286 LOL LOL LOL.
Defrags using a third party must be done every two days to make any progress. Don’t forget to defrag the metadata, the mbr, the partition table, and the coinpurse.
You tell him you need 10 million dollars in lab equipment. You must have it before friday. You take the 10 million dollars, put it in a swiss bank account, and move to Mexico or some place that does not have an extradition treaty.
You can run Open BSD on a 286, as long as it’s 19 Mhz, I believe. Then you can lie about being secure and slower than Ashley Simpson after a good solid haymaker.