How does one get in touch with Tom (in a not indecent way, and BTW this forum needs likes)

Games
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I can also offer quoting a movie rumor that isn’t quadruple-cited in seventeen different publications as a guaranteed way to bring Tom out.

For instance, did you know that David Fincher recently revealed to a guy at a bar while drunk that the detective’s wife’s head wasn’t in the box after all, at the end of Seven?

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Harrison Ford is not a replicant in Blade Runner.

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What I love most about games with retro-style pixel art is how much fun they are.

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Also,

#TeamCap

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I wiped the saves and restarted my State of Decay game because I was upset that a beloved character died.

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Leaderboards and score-chasing is dumb.

Also, Lovecraft sucks.

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But he wasn’t a replicant in Blade Runner. That is just some made up bullshit Ridley Scott imagined in the 90s.

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No no, Lovecraft was an incredible writer, but his ideas and themes were boring.

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What kind of Tom Chick hunter are you? Don’t eat your own bait.

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I suppose you could also try this: @tomchick

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“One does not simply get in touch with Tom.” /Boromir

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Slow zombies are the only real zombies.

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I can’t not take the bait on that one. It makes me mad…

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I don’t want him to have been a replicant for a bunch of reasons, but it is the only way the unicorn origami makes sense to me.

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“MGS Survive/Whatever sucked and the zombies have dog penis heads!”

LIke this? Summon him like that?

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Deus Ex is the Citizen Kane of games.

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You mean the scene he edited in in the 90s a decade after release?

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Oh really? Then you’re right, it’s bullshit.

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Dude, do you want to talk to Tom or not? We are trying to help you, you know.

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My name is Bruce and I am ready to verse someone