How People REALLY Act When They Browse Facebook

Wish I had the guts to type up these actual responses and post them as my replies lol!

That guy was familiar, and a browse through his videos makes me recall this video. He has a distinctive voice and likes to clip the mic.

Did this need its own thread? :P

Was he drinking wine out of a martini glass?

There’s a difference?

Well, wine is made of fermented grapes. Martini is based on gin which is a distillation of plants.

But grapes are plants. Soooooo…

I meant you should use different glasses for different things??? , but weee

(I am aware of this by the way, but I’m an unsophisticated lout)

Big gulp cups for wine and beer, Solo cups for hard liquor, right?

Wait. You use cups? Why? Isn’t the broken neck of a bottle good enough for you?

Look I’m gonna be honest i just shove the whole bottle straight up my ass every time. You ever seen One Man One Jar? It’s like that, but with the $5/L vodka that you could use as paint thinner.

Haha in college some buddies and I bought an $8 handle of ABC Liquor vodka.

It was so bad. So very bad.

Wow. If I’m drinking wine at my desk I’ll use a tumbler instead of a wine glass because I’ve had too many accidents. Can’t imagine how easy it would be to tip over a martini glass.