That’s right guys. Come join our site and you will be treated to such timely interviews like asking industry leaders Derek Smart about his favorite hobbies! We will then ask the crew at CG and CGW what games they liked best at E3! And so on.
Does anyone here wanna be a charter member? Well come on in!!!
We do require that you pay our membership fee, but it’s so worth it!
I’ll be looking forward to hearing from you guys! :D
We do require that you pay our membership fee, but it’s so worth it!
???, nothing personal, buy why the hell would we wanna pay membership fee’s to an unproven newsite, when you can still get all the gaming news you could ever want for free?
That’s right guys. Come join our site and you will be treated to such timely interviews like asking industry leaders Derek Smart about his favorite hobbies!
HAHAHAHA… Beat it!
And I wouldn’t give you a dime.
:x
How would you guys like games news coverage 24-7? LOOK!!!
Sort of like this?:
Blues News fukin sucks ass. They can’t even begin to compete with us. With us you get 24 hour coverage on all the PC gaming stars. Cliffy B, John Romero and Derek Smart (plus many more) are all covered in glourious detail.
plus, we are the only gaming news site that gives you the reader the scope on what’s hot and whats not in the gaming biz. No other pubication does that!
so give us a try guys, cause you will not be let down.
PS>> The fee isn’t that expensive. It will probably be at $10 a month. Not bad for awesome coverage.
It sounds “totally rad.” Those are finger quotes.
It’s a joke. Take that any way you want.
— Alan
I sure hope it’s a joke, given the poor spelling and grammar evidenced in Bob’s posts. If you want to check out a neat new “news compilation” site, take a look at this: http://news.gametab.com/. O.R.
Seems like a harvest scheme to me. Also, for someone without any track you sure talk big. Blue’s has been around for a while and is respected unlike you.
I can’t find the punchline. I even filled in your survey (with gibberish) and didn’t get it. You might want to fix that before telling anyone else about the page, because while it might be gumming rather than biting satire, it does really need a point to be ha-ha funny.
OBVIOUSLY it’s a joke. Jesus.
I swear to God, I thought this was a parody when I first read it.
EDIT: Oh. Maybe it is, after all.