Hppy Brthdy Zbn!

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to buy you a vowel.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to buy you a towel.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to buy you a bowel.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to fry you an owl.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to run when you growl.

from Zbn Brzznsk and Zbn Mht

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like you to stun Colin Powell.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like you to steal Batman’s cowl…

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like you to stop Adam’s scowl.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to force you to have sex with Gilligan’s Island’s Mrs. Howell.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to force you to milk a cow.

Happy birthday, Mr. Zabuni. I would like to force you to meet an owl.

Happy birthday Kareem. I would like you to READ THE THREAD BEFORE POSTING.

Great minds think alike!

Happy birthday Kareem. I would like you to BLEED THE DEAD BEFORE ROASTING.

I wouldn’t fuck with zabuni, folks. He’s like The Wolf for a yet unspecified federal agency. Remember the QT3 San Diego trip? Here’s a pic (left to right) of Mike Sofaer, TomChick, and zabuni.

Just sayin’.

IS THERE A SIGN ON MY HOUSE THAT SAYS “DEAD DUNGSROMAN STORAGE?”

Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages. I’m the foot fuckin’ master.

Happity Birthtyday!