I am Jeff Bezos, unique in my vision that the discussion of billionaires and Amazon is cluttering up the 2020 election thread. My vision is singular. No one has had the thought before me, and no one ever shall. Without me, the 2020 thread will wither and die, choked by the weeds of unrelated argument and dissent. So, I do what all singularly great men do: I shall stand tall, stride forward, and boldly create a new thread.
To all ye who enter, sup from the cup of my labor. Bear witness to the pristine glory of a new and dedicated thread that only I, Jeff Bezos, can provide you. Remember your need for me and my billionaire brethren when you discuss Elizabeth Warren’s wealth tax or when you order toilet paper online.