I am married

And now I’m going on vacation.

See you suckers later.

Congrats!

You think we’re suckers, eh?

heh.

hehehehe.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Gratz!

Megagratz!

Congratulations, Alex! It’s a proud moment in a man’s life when he finally finds the one, special, magical person who’s willing to put up with his bullshit.

Mazeltov!

Have fun.

For the last time.

Marriage is the best thing ever (well, next to have a baby).

Congrats!

Way to go! Good move.

I’ll be looking for your consoles on ebay shortly. Thanks.

Congratulation!

Can I have your stuff?

congrats and have fun!

Congratulations, and best wishes!

I thought you were married already. Or was that an engagement announcement?

Anyhoo, congrats!

Mormon?

I’m only going on a mini vacation for my honeymoon. Just going out to a Summertime, lakeside community during the offseason, empty hotels, empty restaurants, whistling winds.

Shhhh!

So congratulations on the big plunge.

Congratulations, XPav!

You poor poor bastard. :)