I ate two muffins

I kind of wish I didn’t get started on them either. Ug.

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, “Sure is getting hot in here.” The other muffin says, “Wow, a talking muffin!”

Flat bagels! They drop most of the doughy mass in the middle and provide more of the crispy exterior coated toppings.

@John: I imagine that joke being told in a total deadpan monotone voice, by a comic like Steven Wright.

I hear that banana nut is a good muffin.


Wait…two muffins, or two “muffins”? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, grin-grin?

this feels like it should be a twitter or facebook post

Muffins are good
Muffins are delicious
But fattening they are
and not very nutritious

Cupcakes are better
but cupcakes are dessert
but who could doubt
a fellow QT3’er?

My wife made cupcakes with frosting. I ate one. Then I ate another. The last one is waiting in the box.

Must be strong.