Dude was just rolling up and down the trails at Longwood Gardens for a few days on webcams. Good times. I know folks who live closer to where some of the sightings have been. It’s wild. I joked to my girlfriend because I accidentally left the front door open earlier today that he’s probably hanging out with my cat in the basement having some bananas and peaches. It’s no laughing matter of course, but yet it is…
They can’t catch this dude and he keeps showing up on video! I guess Person of Interest and the Mission Impossible films, Enemy of the State, etc. all got it wrong about how easy it is to use all these cams to catch Jason Bourne?
No one’s happy about it, of course, but the Keystone Kops Show that’s been going on around catching the guy has everyone entertained. Memes about him throwing out the first pitch at the Phillies game on Sunday, going to be an honorary captain for the Eagles to call the toss yesterday, working the late shift at a Wawa, delivering people’s milk from the Dairy where he stole the truck from… good times.
I’m just a few hours West in rural Maryland and concerned as hell. In fact, we had a State Trooper chopper searching low in our immediate area on Saturday and he was my first thought. Turns out, it was a search for another degenerate.
Lol at all of those. Around here we’ve had a few escapees, they tend to be dumb as hell though and get caught. This guy apparently was going through several neighborhoods, you’d think he would get caught doing that with all the webcams we have these days.
The insane thing is another guy escaped EXACTLY THE SAME WAY back in May and they didn’t do anything to prevent it happening again!
At this point I figure this guy has taken to the road in another vehicle. I’d be surprised if he’s still close by. When he was in Longwood, the terrain was such that he could hide much more easily. Sure, there’s plenty of terrain like that all over the State of PA, but he’s gotta be feeling the heat a little by now locally.
I read an article about this recently that described a homeowner waking up to the sound of someone in his kitchen. He whispers to his wife, creeps out into the upstairs hallway, and checks the kids. Wondering what to do next, he flicks the lights on and off to let the intruder know someone in the house is awake. After a harrowing moment, the intruder flashes the lights back. WTF, if that happened to me I would totally poop my pants. The intruder stole some small food items and escaped into the woods. The homeowner said he was 99% certain Cavalcante was the intruder.
… Me walking back in the bedroom and locking the door and telling my wife, “either Satan is in our kitchen or its a killer not afraid of me. Good luck, you’re on your own, I’m out.” Then I’d jump out the window.
I had to drive to Reading today on 422 which is not far from the road he’s been seen on. Business as usual along there. He’s not far from French Creek State Park. It’s definitely rough terrain around there. If he has food, he’ll have time and lots of cover.