I hate this guy


#1479

Yeah, for sure. I saw the thumbnail for this on IGN and hated it immediately and thought of this thread, so I used Google Image Search to find a larger size and this is the first one I grabbed.


#1480

Were all taking about the same picture, right?


#1481

I have added the original photo to my current employer’s HipChat for any time we need to say “Woo!”


#1482

Looks like someone told him Nintendo put Siri on the Switch.


#1483


#1484

Yo, but that one kid hanging on the chair back has sweet pegged cargo pants though.


#1485

Oh god, pegging. Forgot about that. That is some seriously 1991 shit right there. So fresh.

Ahaha, I actually pegged (heh) the year based on the kids’ outfits without even seeing the caption. So glad those brain cells are being used for a good purpose.


#1486

What the hell is going on in here.


#1487

A whole lot of radical 'tude, obviously.


#1488

Careful who you say that around. Just an FYI. And don’t check Urban Dictionary for the meaning.


#1489


#1490

Grew up in the 90s reading Savage Love. I’m well aware, brother.

I was always partial, in a linguistic sense, to “gobsoffing.” But that’s a deep cut there.


#1491

Been there, done that.


#1492

http://imgur.com/MseRxM1


#1493

I find the dude relatively benign, compared to the ridiculous testosterone-fueled marketing jargon splattered everywhere, that screams “I am so insecure”.


#1494

Did you click through to the full ad, and read the copy? :)


#1495

If they want an INTENSE DUDE!! in their ads, why don’t they just ask a Qt3’er?


#1496

See the bloodshot eyes of your quivering enemy.


#1497

It looks like he might be wearing Gunnar glasses. Wearing them automatically makes one a douche.


#1498

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.