I hate this guy


#1838

I know what I’ll be up against, ridiculously high online bills. An angry wife.


#1839

I’m pretty sure I can take anyone who’s playing anything on the PC with a single index finger on the colon/semi-colon key. Bring it, Phil Hartman/Jason Bateman Hybrid Man!!!


#1840

Wow, that’s a punchable face if there ever were.


#1841

That was back when you were more likely to be up against an adult.


#1842

Did not realize C64 had network (Internet?) connectivity.


#1843

Sure, there were modems widely available for the C-64 and other 8-bits. IIRC AOL started as Quantum Link a dedicated network for C-64/128.


#1844

This feels like an ad for To Catch A Predator.


#1845

This article features the screaming Hayes modem, when bandwidth was in bps!


#1846

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#1847

He just discovered his first Britney Spears Geocities page, and the possibilities of the World Wide Web are dawning on him all at once.


#1848

And a constantly busy home phone. When your wife is trying to call you. From a rotary phone in her office. Before cell phones and broadband and the internet.


#1849

Meh, that’s what smoke signals were for.


#1850

Heh. Compuserve on a 300 baud modem. On a C 64, no less.

“What do you mean you want to watch TV? I’m playing an ASCII game here!”


#1851

Die%20Hippie


#1852

He’s waiting for a naked lady to load one line at a time.


#1853

Lookit that elbow!


#1854

I think her elbow is rather fetching, myself.


#1855

Oh god, everything about that screams ‘Freshman college Photoshop midterm’


#1856

Too distracted by those giant-ass PS4 controllers. Had no idea those came in big-n-tall sizes.


#1857

Is that three white purses in the background by the door? I’d say a guy made this.