I hate this guy

#2087

My nephews actually have the dog one, though theirs is an alligator version.

It doesn’t make noise, you just push teeth down until one of them causes the jaws to close.

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#2088

mail

Where did that tattoo come from?

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#2089

“Hold on. I wasted my credit on this?”

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#2090

"Whaddaya mean, they’re magically delicious??

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#2091

Well, when a guy with an ink gun and someone with body image issues love each other very much…

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#2092

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#2093

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#2094

At first I thought this was a chance to play with the actor from ‘American Ninja’, but I do not think RedBull existed back then?

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#2095

Good ol’ Tyler “Ninja” Blevins

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#2096

That person’s hair is very green.

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#2097

I know this probably doesn’t count but who is wearing this? If it’s you, you can back it on kickstarter. Unlock your inner star wars trooper.

Play star wars with your friends.

or just sit back and let aroma therapy soothe your gaming soul!

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#2098

Oh I’m sure that won’t cause any health problems attaching a fucking Glade Plugin right to your face.

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#2099

Do they have a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Mountain Dew Code Red scent?

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#2100

I for one look forward to buying 50 charges of premium Earl Grey teabagging scent for just $1.99.

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#2101

While delicious, Earl Grey can be subtle so I would really need to press it against my chin for the full experience.

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#2102

I don’t hate that guy at all. And he even looks like he’s playing a videogame on his personal computer.

Geforce is doing it all wrong!

-Tom

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#2103

He looks like he’s thinking, “This game would be so cool if I had a monitor.”

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#2104

I hate him for the Star Wars bobbleheads.

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#2105

His monitor is actually reflecting the glare of his neon PC, perfect for gaming.

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#2106

You’re right! And the best part is that there’s nothing about the ad that the wider “gaming community” will find at all objectionable!

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