I hate this guy

At first I thought this was a chance to play with the actor from ‘American Ninja’, but I do not think RedBull existed back then?

Good ol’ Tyler “Ninja” Blevins

That person’s hair is very green.

I know this probably doesn’t count but who is wearing this? If it’s you, you can back it on kickstarter. Unlock your inner star wars trooper.

Play star wars with your friends.

or just sit back and let aroma therapy soothe your gaming soul!

Oh I’m sure that won’t cause any health problems attaching a fucking Glade Plugin right to your face.

Do they have a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Mountain Dew Code Red scent?

I for one look forward to buying 50 charges of premium Earl Grey teabagging scent for just $1.99.

While delicious, Earl Grey can be subtle so I would really need to press it against my chin for the full experience.

I don’t hate that guy at all. And he even looks like he’s playing a videogame on his personal computer.

Geforce is doing it all wrong!


He looks like he’s thinking, “This game would be so cool if I had a monitor.”

I hate him for the Star Wars bobbleheads.

His monitor is actually reflecting the glare of his neon PC, perfect for gaming.

You’re right! And the best part is that there’s nothing about the ad that the wider “gaming community” will find at all objectionable!

Where is the darn “like” button?

Where is the sneer and the fist pump? That is terrible.

I hate him for wearing a hat indoors.

And he’s wearing it sarcastically!

Just what I want. Something to impede my breathing even more. How insanely stupid.