I hate this guy

That would make an awesome DVD case cover. Just sayin’.
Or box cover for floppies. Or a floppy. However big the game turns out to be.

I’ve got fingers crossed for a proper manual, like this one:

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(shown: DEC microVAX II VMS manual)

I read every one of those back in the day. Good times.

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I did buy some very early 4x back in the day that came with a miniature three ring binder.

cringe

Verrily.

I thought they went bankrupt but apparently they were just sold on the cheap.

And now he works for Accenture.

No, really.

I like the “falling down a well” pose.

I thought that was a first-hand view of his opponents being squashed like a bug.

Did they take some sort of inspiration from bad dragon?

Ewww…

Always wondered why we called them Joysticks… and now I know

Maybe if they were made of beef, I’d want a hot injection. As is…

I don’t know which is worse in that context: the joypad or the HOTAS throttle…

uwu?