I hate this guy

Ahh, seeing that ad makes me want to go to my room and play a little Bonk’s Adventure. Like the old days.

I’d Bonk her Adventure, if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, say no more, nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Are you sure? Because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate!

Is it the confusion around Windjammers on today’s stream that prompted this? :D

OMG were people talking about Windjammers?? I love that game and can hardly even find anyone who’s heard of it.

Not a lot of discussion, just some of us confusing it with Starjammer.

This thread is one of my favorite things in the whole world.

Which picture was in the OP? Anyone remember?

Windjammers is great. Giant Bomb loves that game.

Little Herbie looks just like his father!

I can’t stop staring that joystick and thinking how much it wouldn’t do anything held like that.

Maybe it’s resting on an invisible table.

I guess that explains the guy’s expression: “Swoop, damn you! Swoop! This stupid game is broken!”

Hopefully one of those free strategy cards provides common sense pointers on how to operate a joystick.