I hate this guy

Please, there must be an Oblivion mod.

What bothers me the most about that image is that the laser beam seems to be incorrectly aligned with the hilt.

Nah, that’s just his tie. The way his face is incorrectly aligned with, well, the rest of his face though…?

“Make the stupidest face you can manage without shitting yourself.”

“How’s this?”

“We said without shitting yourself!”

I was wondering what game “Shy Shipper” was in that ad. Strange name for a game.

This is too awesome. Wouldn’t it have showed up here, I’d have thought it was coming from some SA contest or something.

Why would you avoid the elm leaves? I call fake!

-Tom

It’s a real product, but maybe not what you think.

https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Extreme-Chores/dp/B00A0UUOUQ

Aw, a bit disappointed, but also a bit of faith back in the world at the same time!

I admit I would be much more willing to wash dishes if it would unlock an achievement.

As a gag box, that’s pretty awesome. I may get one of those to use at Christmas.

Dude, do you even rake? You can’t get those liiiiittle Elm leaves and Pin Oak leaves with a normal rake. That is simply madness, you might as well try to rake sand! This is why leaf blowers were invented.

Meanwhile in the UK you can purchase this lovely box for the most reasonable sum of £37

Don’t forget £10 delivery.

Gumballs are the worst. They get pressed into the ground and you can’t rake them. They seem to be one of Nature’s most useless byproducts. Things that hurt to walk on, don’t biodegrade, and fall from trees by the thousands. Critters don’t eat them either.

https://www.amazon.com/Toysmith-331-Deluxe-Zen-Garden/dp/B00005OUHD

exactly

Ads for ‘serious’ software are often worse. Softalk ads got a lot of mileage out of the ‘generic businessman’ trope. They always wore vests in those days. Do businessmen still wear vests? I only ever wore one at my wedding, but I’m not a businessman.