What is he holding? A gift wrapped Mjölnir? He is not worthy!

Jiffy Pop methinks.

Why would you ever use the tagline “you’ll be glued to your seat”…and show a picture of a guy standing up?

Not 16MB of VRAM! What will the competition do!?!!?!!!

Man, that TV must be putting out hella radiation; what, with those nuclear shadows and all.

He would have been, except he’s still glued to his seat…

A Sidewinder 2? Must be a photo of @BrianRubin 's birth.

Nothing screams “gamer” like a work shirt tucked into belted khakis.

And what is wrong with that?

Says the guy who is wearing that right now is just curious.

Ah, so you’re a stealth gamer, huh? AKA “gameinja”. Or something.

Sure, I am as well wearing something similar. But I’m also not in a photo shoot for a game ad (or engaged in a fire fight with aliens). :)

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“There are adult-only rated games? Hmm… I’d better look into that!”

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