I hate this guy

It sure was in my neighborhood.

To me it just looks like Brendan Fraser hair.

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The ad guy’s left side (his left) literally just looks like somebody was scribbling black with a large Photoshop paintbrush.

This ad is awesome. I love it.

Clearly an effort to market to all the ladies.

I like how he has his hand down below his crotch, like he’s ready to support his enormous manhood should it suddenly burst free of his pants.

He’s playing air guitar on a giant bass.

That dude’s smile… Impossible to hate him!

I assure you it’s quite possible.

I hate his left-handedness.

Rereading mid-late-90s CGWs, the editorial content is generally fine, and it’s nice to see so much ink devoted to turn based strategy and flight sims and whatnot. But man, the ads from those days tried so fucking hard to be EXXXXTREEEEEME.

There’s something sinister about it.

At least he isn’t Dexter.

Thanks for making me miss CGW. And my wasted youth.

people think i’m crazy when i tell them there were ads promoting RAM (in general, not specific brands) from the RAM Matters Council of some sort.

The standing guy really got me.

Amazing how he manages to throw this tie forwards, which is completely against the unimaginable force of Sega!

That being said, I honestly do like the build up of this add, from one person to network. Well done, that.

That’s a cat on his head.
Isn’t it?