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Was, like, that hair even a thing?

I am sincerely hoping lack of skill at Photoshop is to blame for what happened there.

The third guy from the right looks appropriately skeptical.

-Tom

I assure you, it was a thing.

It’s better than a bowl cut, at least.

It sure was in my neighborhood.

To me it just looks like Brendan Fraser hair.

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The ad guy’s left side (his left) literally just looks like somebody was scribbling black with a large Photoshop paintbrush.

This ad is awesome. I love it.

Clearly an effort to market to all the ladies.

I like how he has his hand down below his crotch, like he’s ready to support his enormous manhood should it suddenly burst free of his pants.

He’s playing air guitar on a giant bass.

That dude’s smile… Impossible to hate him!

I assure you it’s quite possible.

I hate his left-handedness.

Rereading mid-late-90s CGWs, the editorial content is generally fine, and it’s nice to see so much ink devoted to turn based strategy and flight sims and whatnot. But man, the ads from those days tried so fucking hard to be EXXXXTREEEEEME.

There’s something sinister about it.