I love Aliens

Posteriors and appendage-joints, fellow humans!

Best thread turn. Ever.

You may cease your grinning and let go of your underwear. I have located our quarry!

What are we supposed to use, the Queen’s English?

“Hey, Vazquez, has there ever been any confusion about your gender?”

“No. Has there been any about yours?”

-Tom

“He has ceased to be. You shall be used as fodder for hounds, old chap!”

I don’t often do the LOL-thing, because I don’t LOL alone. But my wife just came by and asked me why the hell I was sitting all alone laughing like a madman.

I tried to explain, but she just shook her head and walked away…

Uh,…Rasputin, I want you to lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC, over.

And she was right to do so.

Approach not the girl, O ill-tempered harridan!

You think that’s bad, I’m reading this at work and trying not to laugh so hard.

Obviously “Fiends from a Foreign Land” (sequel to “Fiend from a Foreign Land”) was one of the most beloved moving pictures of 1886.

Such a memorable sound.

“Let’s take our leave post haste and thoroughly cleanse the site from orbit. It is the only infallible solution.”

Proffer you the notion that we strike flint to steel and regale ourselves with music, sirs??

An idea! Perhaps a transfer of command is in order, and might I suggest the goody?