- Somewhat important
- 74%
- Very unsatisfied
- 6.2
- Four-and-a-half stars
- B-
- Red Alert
- Needs improvement
- #9
- Two thumbs up
What about “shit Bonerz”?
I don’t know how you could leave “Good if you like this sort of game/movie/whatever” off the list. It’s an instant classic. Oooh, Instant Classic! Add that!
You forgot the greatest review cliche of them all: “<Game X> is like <tangentally-related game, movie or artist> on <random, generic drug reference>”. Bonus points if the drug reference doesn’t actually make any sense: “Katamari Damacy is like Super Monkey Ball on Methadone!”