I really wonder if Mike Tyson thinks he's actually helping

I hope that Kobe’s jury never saw this. You just can’t maintain impartiality if you link Mike Tyson to a defendant.

Two different fonts! What’s not to like?

This is just asking to be Photoshopped…

What’s that mark on the side of Tyson’s face ? Has he been kissing hot grills lately ?

Tattoo.

As tired as it may be, the this old gag really fits.

“With friends like these, who needs enemas.”

Hmmm, bad choice of slogans. Kobe is free at the moment. I guess what Mikey is trying to say is: “No athlete ever raped no wimmens!”