Sorry the subject of this thread isn’t in the title, but let me explain.
I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE this is not like my old Gothic1 post, the one I made with shifty eyes and smacking lips.
My first job in organ/tissue donation was as a flunky tech in distribution at our local OPO (Organ Procurement Organization). They had partnered with LifeNet, big heap OPO/Tissue Bank based out of Vagina Beach, VA. 'Twas easier, you see, to hack up the tish donors in big chunks and mail those chunks FedEx to the ghouls in Virginia to fine-process each individual hunk of bone, tendon, heart valve, whatever. Then, we order whatever we need back from their larger inventory, see? Anyway, I was hired shortly after this partnership began, and my work PC was bought by LifeNet and then given to Nevada Donor Network for me to manage their shit on.
Anyhoo, fast forward a few years, I’ve moved onto procuring organs and pretending to be important, and I’m tired of that shit. Luckily, this other dude who handles/sells a special line of LifeNet tissue (spinal disc replacements that are made of actual human bone, so they don’t come with all the crazy side fx of artificial discs since the body will first try to eject foreign matter, and failing that it will simply wall it off, which is a bummer in the spine), he gets an offer from LifeNet (after the agreement they had with NDN dissolves) to set up shop as their Vegas distributor. Fine, he says, except he doesn’t know any damned thing about tissue distribution. I get hired with a silly pay raise, and here I am.
NDN passed the PC LifeNet bought for me to use, to my boss, who gave it back to me. Except, it was part of NDN’s network (although it’s an XP, not NT, rig) and the only access I can get is some cheesy non-admin account. So, I called up the Head Administrator, and all the passwords she thought could possibly be the admin PWs were wrong. They’ve long changed their PWs, so she’s at a loss, and I can’t install a goddamned thing on this faggot work PC that I’m trying to use as a wanna-be network server.
So, I need to recover/hack/erase/reset that admin PW to use this fucker. It’s right here next to me, I don’t need no crazy 1337 h4x0rbutts3x0rz doowhanger, just some fucking trick or boot disk thang to get this job done. I can’t just nuke the site from orbit either, as I have no system disks. I’ve googled but failed in everything I’ve tried thus far, and I ain’t spending no money on this gig, thanks. I only need to do it once, for this one PC’s admin account, that’s it. LifeNet’s Hairy Eyeball Crew is coming April 12th, and I have to have this motherfucker up and running; managing the inventory from home was groovy in our salad days, but it’s time to wear the big drawers.