I will never disparage Canada again

My Amazon.ca Erikson/Bakker delivery was confirmed and shipped June 24th and it arrived today in little ol’ Birmingham, Alabama U.S.A. I used the cheapest 8-18 day delivery option and had a target delivery date between July 7 and 19th.

Oh Canada…that’s all I know.

Our home and native Land
Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for theeeee!

I’m so glad Amazon.ca is our new Lester B. Pearson, raising our public profile and winning hearts and minds the world over!

Only thing I know is that he has an award named after him.

Canadian Corner, I’m telling you!

O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,
Il sait porter la croix.
Ton histoire est une épopée,
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.


I meant regular, non-heathen Canadians, Albert.

When South Carolina secedes I’m proposing we annex British Columbia. That way we won’t have to change our flags or anything!