I won the lottery!

april fools

No u r.

It’s April 2nd dood. Fail.

I fell for your april fool’s!

nvm april fools lol.

If I ever did win the lottery, though, I’d let everyone know on April 1st.

I’m disappointed, I thought you were going to say you won $1 or some other low number.

yessssss! Epic win my precioussss

I actually won five bucks in poker yesterday scoooorrrree

I haven’t checked if I have won or not.

Now get out of Nipton, dumbass