Idiot conspiracy theorists

I have no words

Pretty weenie only getting tattoos on the numb elbow flesh. I only get my intuitive guessi . . . psychic readings from mofos with pain tolerance! Always the best way to judge psychics, I’ve found.

Just look for someone who has blacked-out armpits and nipples.

All I can say is she can abduct me any time…

All the gorgeous women in the world, and of course you have to pick the kook. ;-)

I’m not even 10 minutes into this and I feel like this is the greatest podcast ever recorded.

April:
“They want control. Not money, they created money to control us. But we are becoming uncontrollable.”

“The reptilians can’t take this energy and are choosing the light”

“I had a vision in 2012 that Justin Bieber was going to shapeshift into his reptilian form in front of a live audience.”

I’m giving her my credit card info immediately. Notice me, reptilian waifu!

Update: She is in contact with the galactic federation. We are a prophecy planet.

Reminds me of Rush’s 2112. “Attention all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control!”

Reptiles, seriously?

:open_mouth:

May she’s onto something

The TV show “V” wasn’t simply entertainment, it was prophecy!!

Or maybe she’s just ON something.

On two somethings?

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Heh, now that’s the stuff I was complaining was lacking in the other thread.