She’d be perfect for the cabinet position Secretary of the Crazy! Biden could reach across the aisle to her!
Biden does need a Secretary of Magic The Gathering. Marjorie Taylor Green would be perfect.
-Tom
ShivaX
1891
There is no way she understands the stack, much less layers.
CraigM
1892
She is definitely running mono white privilege though
lol these POS people, always the victim. "I wasn’t a _____* but mean libtards made me!’
But now she’s graduated: She victimized herself!
*fill in the blank
“Those grapes would probably be sour anyway.”
It’s like having one of the hardcore Manson girls in congress. Awesome!
Zylon
1896
Anyone who literally wakes up laughing should probably look into having their meds adjusted.
Menzo
1897
If I were running against MTG in 2022 my entire campaign would be headlines about her and the message: MTG isn’t working for you. She’s working for herself. Vote Menzo!
Uh… Hey folks. The MyPillow guy bought 12 hours of airtime on OAN to run his self-made 3hr “documentary” about the election fraud 4 times. This is buttnuts.
Thrag
1899
They are attempting to cover their asses by airing this disclaimer first.
Menzo
1900
The geniuses at patriots dot win have discovered what politics is.
LockerK
1901
They were sort of doing ok there (aside from the whole giving him airtime in the first place) until the end. Sue 'em into oblivion, Dominion.
ShivaX
1902
I like how the last line of their giant disclaimer basically counteracts the rest of the disclaimer.
Zylon
1903
Who disclaims the disclaimers?
Thrag
1904
I’m half tempted to track down a stream and listen in the background. I mean over the few years I’ve exposed myself to so many Trump speeches, “press conferences” and assorted right wing crazy like Rudy hearings why stop now?
That disclaimer is longer than the list of possible side-effects in TV medicine ads.
Do not use Absolute Proof if you are allergic to Absolute Proof. Stop taking Absolute Proof if you experience bleeding from the eyes, internal organ failure or hiccups. People on Absolute Proof should not eat grapefruits.
The voiceover guy’s inflection reminds me a bit of the MoviePhone guy.
“For a shabby faux-documentary presenting half-baked conspiracy baloney as serious reporting… PRESS ONE!”
“For your normal schedule of Trumpista lickspittle broadcasting, PRESS TWO!”
Timex
1907
Disclaimer as a Star Wars intro.
