If we could only whistle to find Joy-Cons in Nintendo Switch's latest update

Have you lost a Joy-Con to the inky depths of the couch cushions? Left one in the bathroom, perched on the magazine stand? Maybe you just want to slip one into a friend’s backpack and remotely cause it to buzz like an errant sex toy?

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at http://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2017/06/20/whistle-find-joy-cons-nintendo-switchs-latest-update/

Brings new meaning to ‘joy’ con.

“Of course, it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a Joy-Con. We have to use the indefinite article, “a Joy-Con”, never … your Joy-Con.”