I'm as cool as Paris Hilton! ... Shit

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/psp/index.php#paris-hiltons-psp-038200

And you know the only reason she has it is so she can carry around pornos of herself.

I feel an… well, not overwhelming, not much in fact… just apathy. Her 15 minutes are done.

You should be thrilled… you and Paris are the only two people on earth who bought Sony’s “Puppie Shield Protector” for your PSP.

Isn’t that what everyone else is doing anyway? I mean, not porn of themselves, but…

Isn’t that what everyone else is doing anyway? I mean, not porn of themselves, but…[/quote]

You’ve got a point there. :P

What? You mean House of Wax isn’t going to be a huge hit?

she can’t even fall back on a porno career… guess she’ll just have to live off her trust fund… stupid bitch

If it is any consolation I couldn’t figure out why anyone was interested in a hotel in France for a long, long time. In my defence I didn’t have an internet connection at the time, or the confusion would have been cleared up much much sooner; though not the sense of disbelief that people would find her interesting. There are prettier porno models, doing dirtier things in sharper focus after all.

Yeah, but it’s so very amusing to see a billionaire disrespected in the bedroom.

Who was disrespected? She’s the one who answered the phone mid-coitus.

Remember kids, Safe Sex. No Cameras.

Does the PSP come with VD?

someone get me a PSP condom, stat!