I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

sinnick · 2011-07-05T08:00:17.000Z

peterb:

I hate Michael Bay movies, but this actually seems like a brilliant way of economizing, to me. Is it really gonna ruin your enjoyment of the film if a car explosion is the same as some other car explosion?

That’s the point, isn’t it? Bay’s movies are so generic and commoditized that it really makes no difference if he reuses material or not. Locations and characters are utterly meaningless.

RobotPants · 2011-07-05T08:09:08.000Z

WarrenM · 2011-07-05T08:09:58.000Z

Are you expecting anything different? If you see Michael Bay’s name on a movie and you go to see it, you know what you’re getting into.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-07-05T08:15:47.000Z

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-07-05T08:20:12.000Z

Damn but that site has some priceless gifs.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-07-05T08:27:26.000Z

Alright, I’ll stop! Probably easiest just to head straight over to http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-07-05T08:34:51.000Z

Damnit, I can’t stop! Just too funny.

jerri_blank · 2011-07-05T10:40:06.000Z

RobotPants:

Holy crap - we had a beagle mix do that EXACT thing when I was a kid. You should have seen everyone scrambling to get to a place higher than his head to avoid getting beaned by a roman candle.

Ben_Sones · 2011-07-05T15:17:18.000Z

NOW I HAVE
A ROMAN CANDLE
HO HO HO

Scrax · 2011-07-05T18:11:30.000Z

Scrax · 2011-07-05T18:12:22.000Z

Pogo · 2011-07-05T22:39:51.000Z

jerri blank:

Holy crap - we had a beagle mix do that EXACT thing when I was a kid. You should have seen everyone scrambling to get to a place higher than his head to avoid getting beaned by a roman candle.

My dog got scared shitless when the 2nd fuse got triggered on a flaming/noisemaking firework today. Apparently he knows that things that go boom should perhaps be run away from.

RobotPants · 2011-07-05T22:46:47.000Z

When I was a kid, we had to keep our dog tied up any time we were playing with fireworks because he would try to bite them all. He burned himself several times and still never learned.

Shimarenda · 2011-07-06T07:15:21.000Z

He was just taking the bullet for you.

TimElhajj · 2011-07-06T14:03:38.000Z

As any good dog should…

RobotPants · 2011-07-06T14:12:34.000Z

No, I’m pretty sure he just thought eating the moving, flaming things was a good idea.

RickH · 2011-07-06T14:17:31.000Z

RobotPants:

No, I’m pretty sure he just thought eating the moving, flaming things was a good idea.

If we had sigs . . .

BlueJackalope · 2011-07-06T15:44:44.000Z

soondifferent · 2011-07-06T16:15:22.000Z

That’s the cutest non-cat ever.

Sammich · 2011-07-06T16:19:53.000Z

Because bungee jumping just didn’t provide enough adrenaline: