I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Jag · 2011-07-20T11:13:01.000Z

Just think how greasy and grimy some bar floors get. That one looks like a doozy.

/obligatory repost of gif.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-07-20T11:34:13.000Z

What gets me is how relatively staid everyone in the bar is – only one guy leaves, and then only after ~7 seconds!

Deer can fuck your shit right up, and I’d either have been long gone, or inside the bar until it cleared out. These guys are all like, “What, another one? Bah, I’ll just fend it off with this chair!”.

Wonder what made it run in there in the first place?

ChristienMurawski · 2011-07-20T11:45:40.000Z

-xtien

Jason_Townsend · 2011-07-20T11:51:21.000Z

That happened in a local Tim Horton’s a little while back.

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-07-20T12:49:08.000Z

MattKeil · 2011-07-20T13:04:33.000Z

Jasper Phillips:

Wonder what made it run in there in the first place?

A now-removed “Draft beers for a buck!” sign.

BrianRubin · 2011-07-20T13:12:39.000Z

BleedTheFreak:

BWahahahaha, holy crap

Mike_O_Malley · 2011-07-20T14:09:55.000Z

That is just amazingly wrong.

BrianRubin · 2011-07-20T15:16:12.000Z

Found some today:

Yay Moss!

WTF is this I don’t even…

TimElhajj · 2011-07-20T15:43:22.000Z

Jasper Phillips:

These guys are all like, “What, another one? Bah, I’ll just fend it off with this chair!”.

More like, “I just bought me a fresh draft with a nice yummy header! And that dear is only a 6 point buck.”

TimElhajj · 2011-07-20T15:45:56.000Z

BleedTheFreak:

Ha, ha! I think I saw Tom Cruise get a squirt of the photon milk from AI.

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-07-20T19:49:36.000Z

I remember seeing that actually when it happened (Tom Cruise getting squirted with water)… I think it was on TMZ? Man, he was REALLY pissed and that smile vanished pretty quick…:)

TranquilityBase · 2011-07-20T21:18:07.000Z

Creole_Ned · 2011-07-20T21:29:03.000Z

I like the way the sea lion briefly turns to sass the orca.

tomchick · 2011-07-20T21:50:53.000Z

That’s fake, right? Under what circumstance would someone have a camera resting on the beach, ready to carefully pan to the right to accommodate a lunging killer whale? And other than Sea World and that Richard Harris movie where Bo Derek gets her leg bit clean off, since when do killer whales slide up on shore like that? That’s a pretty amazing visual, but I’m calling bull.

Wait, does everyone but me already know that’s fake…?

-Tom

Creole_Ned · 2011-07-20T21:55:46.000Z

I present Exhibit A (note: clip contains neither Richard Harris nor Bo Derek).

EDIT: On-topic image added.

MattKeil · 2011-07-20T22:09:18.000Z

Tom Chick:

That’s fake, right? Under what circumstance would someone have a camera resting on the beach, ready to carefully pan to the right to accommodate a lunging killer whale? And other than Sea World and that Richard Harris movie where Bo Derek gets her leg bit clean off, since when do killer whales slide up on shore like that? That’s a pretty amazing visual, but I’m calling bull.

Wait, does everyone but me already know that’s fake…?
-Tom

Someone has never seen BBC’s Blue Planet. A particular pod of orca have learned to slide up on the beach where seals raise their pups in the hopes of snagging a quick meal. There are numerous shots of the whales sliding up the beach and succeeding at this. Afterward, one mother gives the seal pup she caught to nearby calves, who toss the seal high in the air repeatedly until it dies. They then leave, apparently sufficiently entertained for the moment.

tomchick · 2011-07-20T22:38:22.000Z

Man, nature sucks.

-Tom

BlueJackalope · 2011-07-20T22:45:00.000Z

MattKeil:

Someone has never seen BBC’s Blue Planet. A particular pod of orca have learned to slide up on the beach where seals raise their pups in the hopes of snagging a quick meal. There are numerous shots of the whales sliding up the beach and succeeding at this. Afterward, one mother gives the seal pup she caught to nearby calves, who toss the seal high in the air repeatedly until it dies. They then leave, apparently sufficiently entertained for the moment.

jerri_blank · 2011-07-20T23:16:19.000Z

Tom Chick:

Man, nature sucks.
-Tom

Animals are dicks.