I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Cormac · 2011-07-21T00:24:34.000Z

jerri blank:

Animals are dicks.

Thanks for reminding me! Haven’t checked back there in a while…

Brad_Grenz · 2011-07-21T01:26:30.000Z

jerri blank:

Animals are dicks.

Especially dolphins (which includes Orca).

Cobra · 2011-07-21T02:08:11.000Z

Huh? Wait. Why do they call them killer whales if they’re actually dolphins?

JM1 · 2011-07-21T02:20:30.000Z

Because they look like whales and they can kill shit. People named them for obvious reasons.

Komodo dragons are also not actually dragons.

MattN · 2011-07-21T02:33:53.000Z

JM:

Because they look like whales and they can kill shit. People named them for obvious reasons.

Komodo dragons are also not actually dragons.

I would like to take a moment collectively and imagine how badass this world would be with dragons. Especially trainable dragons.

Jason_Townsend · 2011-07-21T02:55:20.000Z

MattKeil:

There could be (maybe there already is?) a website just devoted to this theme of hilarious attempted murder by massive predators at zoos with plexiglass.

Brad_Grenz · 2011-07-21T03:39:28.000Z

MattN:

I would like to take a moment collectively and imagine how badass this world would be with dragons. Especially trainable dragons.

This world? Meh. Now, the Napoleonic era…

Lynch · 2011-07-21T03:59:32.000Z

Calistas · 2011-07-21T04:52:03.000Z

Imagine an animated gif from about 00:50 onwards. And then imagine I made it. Thanks

jerri_blank · 2011-07-21T05:32:00.000Z

DELETED GODDAMMIT

MattKeil · 2011-07-21T10:59:31.000Z

Jason Townsend:

There could be (maybe there already is?) a website just devoted to this theme of hilarious attempted murder by massive predators at zoos with plexiglass.

I love the bit after he realizes he can’t bite the kid and sort of goes into “I’m a happy dolphin! No murdering here!” mode.

russellmz00 · 2011-07-21T11:17:26.000Z

MattKeil:

I love the bit after he realizes he can’t bite the kid and sort of goes into “I’m a happy dolphin! No murdering here!” mode.

i sort of read it as wtf, plexiglass? <angry sigh>

John_Many_Jars · 2011-07-21T12:21:54.000Z

Dolphins would kill us all if they had the chance.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-07-21T12:54:44.000Z

Brian Rubin:

WTF is this I don’t even…

Best Lost recap I’ve seen yet.

BrianRubin · 2011-07-21T12:56:31.000Z

Brad Grenz:

This world? Meh. Now, the Napoleonic era…

I so love those books.

BrianRubin · 2011-07-21T12:57:25.000Z

Bill Dungsroman:

Best Lost recap I’ve seen yet.

Huh, never seen Lost, is it that fucked up?

TheTrunkDr · 2011-07-21T13:02:11.000Z

Bill Dungsroman:

Best Lost recap I’ve seen yet.

The Shawshank Redemption to Fraggle Rock bit was all this needed.

sinnick · 2011-07-21T18:16:55.000Z

TimElhajj · 2011-07-21T21:49:17.000Z

Is that Charles Manson? I bet that little number impressed the parole board.

Brad_Grenz · 2011-07-22T01:47:43.000Z

Brian Rubin:

I so love those books.

I hope Peter Jackson is using the Hobbit movies and Smaug to perfect the digital dragons he’ll need if he’s ever going to adapt His Majesty’s Dragon to film.