I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

jeansberg · 2011-08-14T01:26:04.000Z

What did you do to my TONGUE?

Scrax · 2011-08-14T06:16:27.000Z

That gif is amazing.

TranquilityBase · 2011-08-14T06:38:13.000Z

Now let’s try that with a lemon.

Jeremy_Johnsen · 2011-08-14T07:43:45.000Z

Christien Murawski:

Ha! You took the bait!

Can we come stay with you in January?

-xtien

“You’re always invited.”

Sure, I’ll throw the kids in the basement and you can have their beds. When buying tickets keep in mind that I’m closest to Peery’s Egyptian, and they rarely get the first night showings.

Jamie_Madigan · 2011-08-14T19:53:15.000Z

Hans_Lauring · 2011-08-15T01:23:43.000Z

ChristienMurawski · 2011-08-15T02:30:42.000Z

Jeremy Johnsen:

…When buying tickets keep in mind that I’m closest to Peery’s Egyptian, and they rarely get the first night showings.

Wait, is that the Egyptian in Ogden or Park City? Uh-oh.

-xtien

BlueJackalope · 2011-08-15T07:42:32.000Z

Hans Lauring:

A million flavors of awesome.

Scrax · 2011-08-15T11:07:11.000Z

It’s the spin that really does it for me. It’s almost ice skater-esque.

Erik_J · 2011-08-15T12:13:10.000Z

Scrax:

It’s the spin that really does it for me. It’s almost ice skater-esque.

Really? No love for the high-stepping? Cracks me up every time.

Skipper · 2011-08-15T12:22:40.000Z

Balasarius:

Awesome!

Reminds me of the time I was eating out with my coworker and his kid grabbed and ate a nacho chip that had a jalapeno on it before anyone could grab it. I think the entire restaurant turned around to see who was wailing.

Scrax · 2011-08-15T14:19:43.000Z

I’m going to take the risk of this being NSFW.

Mike_O_Malley · 2011-08-15T14:37:11.000Z

It’s…tastefully edited, I suppose.

Lunch_of_Kong · 2011-08-15T14:38:49.000Z

That’s nsfw unless you have your own office. Not a real skittles advert anyway.

BrianRubin · 2011-08-15T14:53:12.000Z

Bwahahahhahaha

BrianRubin · 2011-08-15T14:55:56.000Z

Well here’s the vid for it if anyone cares - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYhL6TSgUvE (NSFW)

Jamie_Madigan · 2011-08-15T15:07:20.000Z

Wow, gross.

BrianRubin · 2011-08-15T15:08:54.000Z

Totally.

Creole_Ned · 2011-08-15T16:55:24.000Z

Scrax:

I’m going to take the risk of this being NSFW.

I’m wondering which workplaces would deem simulated ejaculation as ‘worksafe’.

A porn shoot is one. Hehe, I said ‘shoot’.

Anyway, prepare to be temp-banned, Scrax. You’ll learn better judgment eventually!

tomchick · 2011-08-15T17:05:24.000Z

Really? Is that NSFW? It’s just a dude throwing some M&Ms at a bride. If people can throw rice at her, why not throw M&Ms, which are much tastier?

-Tom