I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Balasarius · 2011-08-16T12:21:13.000Z

Queue Atheist Toast!

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-08-16T12:29:26.000Z

Is that a Spaghetti Monster I see hiding there, peaking out with his two eyes?

TimElhajj · 2011-08-16T12:45:45.000Z

robsam:

She had a collection of chips that resembled various things/people, not sure what that particular one was supposed to be. Carson had a bowl of chips in his lap and he ate one from the bowl, he held it up (the bowl of chips) to show her right after the gif ends. I actually saw that one when it was originally broadcast, which makes me realize that I’m old, and that I really miss the Tonight Show with Carson. He was the best.

Dig it. I remember staying up late to watch him when I was a kid and really enjoying the show. What a funny man.

Scrax · 2011-08-16T15:54:42.000Z

Scrax · 2011-08-16T15:57:11.000Z

TranquilityBase:

TimElhajj · 2011-08-16T15:58:07.000Z

Scrax:

Dun, dun, dun, dun…

Harkonis · 2011-08-16T16:20:35.000Z

I so need one of the flying sharks

MatthewF · 2011-08-16T16:48:22.000Z

Scrax:

Why the hell do they do that?

Athryn · 2011-08-16T16:52:17.000Z

MatthewF:

Why the hell do they do that?

Make themselves look bigger to a potential threat.

Scrax · 2011-08-16T17:17:02.000Z

Or creepy as fuck. I’d run away.

Tyjenks · 2011-08-16T18:37:36.000Z

HA! I have seen cats do that plenty of times, but never raise their front paws like that for more than a step or two.

Skipper · 2011-08-16T19:23:18.000Z

I’ve been laughing at the surprise shark attack for five minutes now. Ah, the simple joys of scaring the crap out of your pet.

Jeremy_Johnsen · 2011-08-16T20:04:44.000Z

Christien Murawski:

Wait, is that the Egyptian in Ogden or Park City? Uh-oh.

-xtien

Ogden. Like I said, don’t expect to see the movies on opening night.

Marcus · 2011-08-16T20:18:03.000Z

Jason_McCullough · 2011-08-16T21:16:05.000Z

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ChristienMurawski · 2011-08-16T22:08:16.000Z

I will now spend the rest of my life trying to unsee that. Thanks Jason.

-xtien

Bill · 2011-08-17T06:57:09.000Z

“Jackass to jackass!”?

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-08-17T07:35:22.000Z

Bill:

“Jackass to jackass!”?

HAHA! I see what you did there.

If anyone didn’t get that reference, hereis a slightly NSFW 8 second clip that should clear things up.

Major_Malphunktion · 2011-08-17T07:42:56.000Z

Scrax:

You can get the shark here

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-08-17T09:21:42.000Z

Major Malphunktion:

You can get the shark here

Thats…amazing. Want.