I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

russellmz00 · 2011-08-17T11:53:50.000Z

always a bigger fish?

MatthewF · 2011-08-17T12:00:25.000Z

What is wrong with you, Jason?

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-08-17T12:20:43.000Z

Bill:

“Jackass to jackass!”?

Well played, sir.

BlueJackalope · 2011-08-17T16:12:34.000Z

EDIT:better?

Bad_Neighbor · 2011-08-17T16:14:11.000Z

Hotlinking is disabled on gifbin.

Balasarius · 2011-08-17T16:56:51.000Z

TranquilityBase · 2011-08-17T17:46:21.000Z

MatthewF · 2011-08-17T17:50:40.000Z

TranquilityBase:

Haha. Smart one, guys.

BlueJackalope · 2011-08-18T07:53:03.000Z

MatthewF:

Haha. Smart one, guys.

I’d love to see that insurance claim form.

Arbit · 2011-08-18T16:03:45.000Z

Seems like the ref should’ve tried to get the other guy to stop pulling.

“hey wait stop being torn apart”

MattKeil · 2011-08-18T18:59:15.000Z

Candace Bailey vs. Hissing Cockroach

Bad_Neighbor · 2011-08-18T19:24:10.000Z

I liked that the other hostess freaked out at first and then started giggling once it was on her arm.

Nellie · 2011-08-18T19:34:40.000Z

She’s got some kind of robotic arm, every time I stick my hand into a beehive I shout at me “we. Are. Going. To. Die”. whilst wearing a fedora.

Silk dresses aren’t great for beekeeping though.

jerri_blank · 2011-08-18T21:52:24.000Z

MattKeil:

Candace Bailey vs. Hissing Cockroach

Olivia Munn would have done something obscene with that cockroach just to make the boys laugh.

Anders_Hallin · 2011-08-18T21:58:30.000Z

MattKeil:

Candace Bailey vs. Hissing Cockroach

The best part is the “Candace is handling this remarkably well” tweet in the background.

hong · 2011-08-19T04:14:43.000Z

Nellie:

She’s got some kind of robotic arm, every time I stick my hand into a beehive I shout at me “we. Are. Going. To. Die”. whilst wearing a fedora.

For posterity

Sammich · 2011-08-19T04:38:52.000Z

Best part is the tweetboard behind her. “I think Candace is handling this remarkably well!”

Dave_Perkins · 2011-08-19T04:53:50.000Z

Best part is tweetboard joke

hong · 2011-08-19T04:58:25.000Z

Say, has anyone else noticed that tweetboard behind her?

Dave_Perkins · 2011-08-19T05:03:31.000Z

Already made that joke two jokes above