I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

HeavenlyInsane · 2011-08-24T05:07:42.000Z

Dave Perkins:

What are the chances that someone would be filming while the other guy is taking a picture? I’d say zero.

It’s from this, apparently.

Dave_Perkins · 2011-08-24T05:11:00.000Z

Oh! Then I upgrade the chances to one.

BlueJackalope · 2011-08-24T08:00:32.000Z

BlueJackalope · 2011-08-24T09:26:26.000Z

Cormac · 2011-08-24T14:45:48.000Z

TimElhajj · 2011-08-24T14:55:41.000Z

That’s Lolita, right? Cute girl. What a ridiculous hat.

tomchick · 2011-08-24T16:32:02.000Z

BlueJackalope:

Gah!

-Tom

mdowdle · 2011-08-24T16:37:16.000Z

TimElhajj:

That’s Lolita, right? Cute girl.

From someone who would know:

Humbert Humbert:

She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

Cormac · 2011-08-24T19:22:35.000Z

mdowdle:

From someone who would know:

Humbert Humbert:

She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

…and here’s the OTHER Lolita.

RobotPants · 2011-08-24T19:53:07.000Z

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MattKeil · 2011-08-24T22:33:24.000Z

BlueJackalope:

I know what the fuck it is, the gif just seemed appropriate

Cormac · 2011-08-24T23:06:18.000Z

RobotPants:

No Image Available!

Is it better now?

tomchick · 2011-08-24T23:18:24.000Z

That girl’s book is getting wet. That’s a terrible place to read a book.

 -Tom

TranquilityBase · 2011-08-24T23:19:01.000Z

Cormac · 2011-08-25T02:48:45.000Z

Tom Chick:

That girl’s book is getting wet. That’s a terrible place to read a book.
 -Tom

Yup, I kept thinking that too. There’s even an overshoulder shot of her that shows the drops landing on the pages! Damn irresponsible kids!

dermot · 2011-08-25T03:40:57.000Z

TranquilityBase:

I’m calling it now: this is fake. The rotors not spinning is the main giveaway.

Cormac · 2011-08-25T04:01:12.000Z

dermot:

I’m calling it now: this is fake. The rotors not spinning is the main giveaway.

You mean its not a real helicopter???

hong · 2011-08-25T04:29:28.000Z

No, he means it’s not a real iPad.

WarrenM · 2011-08-25T04:31:54.000Z

I don’t even get what I’m looking at there. Is that meant to be a 3D hologram or something? If so, what’s projecting it?

dermot · 2011-08-25T04:40:48.000Z

WarrenM:

I don’t even get what I’m looking at there. Is that meant to be a 3D hologram or something? If so, what’s projecting it?

Joking aside, it looks like a faked 3D hologram.