This is how the turtlepocalypse starts.
Blips
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Wtf. Remind me to stay clear of turtles from now on.
Well, especially if you’re a bird! :)
That turtle is a dick.
Pigeons are scum and deserve what they get.
Rats with wings. Filthy birds. Them and seagulls. Blech.
JMR
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Mud crabs are even worse.
Dean
3631
I thought we weren’t going to post animals being hurt or killed anymore?
Or is it okay if we don’t like the animals?
Don’t worry, I think he just lay down inside the box — he’s probably not hurt too bad.
Do we know if the pigeon was actually killed? We didn’t see it, so maybe it surfaced after a moment.
Do you guys remember when this thread used to be fun gifs and not the sort of stuff some creepy guy would sidle up to show you on his iPhone? “Ha ha, look how fat that person is! Look at this turtle eating a bird! Have you ever seen 2 Girls 1 Cup? Because I have it in here! Want to watch it? Oh, hey, that’s nothing. Do you know who Nicolas Berg is?”
-Tom
“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Tom
The thing is, I don’t know if we’ve ever clearly defined where the line is on this matter, you know? Maybe we should, somehow? Would that curtail the first amendment? I DON’T KNOW!
