I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Cormac · 2011-09-11T14:14:14.000Z

Sammich, I don’t think that one is really suitable for work?

Creole_Ned · 2011-09-11T14:38:05.000Z

It depends on where you work, I suppose.

Orangist · 2011-09-11T17:20:39.000Z

Cormac:

Sammich, I don’t think that one is really suitable for work?

Would it be suitable if she were wearing a t-shirt and jeans, while hanging on to another dude?

chet · 2011-09-11T17:47:08.000Z

Orangist:

Would it be suitable if she were wearing a t-shirt and jeans, while hanging on to another dude?

Why do people always have to be idiots and get stupid on this kind of thing?

Come back Tom!

Orangist · 2011-09-11T19:48:31.000Z

chet:

Why do people always have to be idiots and get stupid on this kind of thing?

Come back Tom!

Where’s the line, chet?

Scrax:

I’m going to take the risk of this being NSFW.

Scrax:

John Many Jars:

Seriously, if someone is reading this thread at work, it’s their own fault if they get in trouble.

RichVR · 2011-09-11T19:53:48.000Z

Stand down chet. We are policing ourselves. As it should be. I, for instance, beat myself bloody and handcuffed myself to myself. I discussed my transgressions and then let myself off with a warning.

I also promised myself not to report myself to the IAD.

I might have lied about that.

Depends upon whether Sharpton answers my calls.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-09-11T22:59:04.000Z

Cormac · 2011-09-11T23:19:11.000Z

Orangist:

Where’s the line, chet?

Seriously, if someone is reading this thread at work, it’s their own fault if they get in trouble.

good point…

Steven_Dickson · 2011-09-11T23:32:26.000Z

Similar to Lizard_King’s:

Blips · 2011-09-12T00:15:34.000Z

Bill Dungsroman:

Bahaha. I’m guessing this is staged. Otherwise I think that kid may be dead.

kerzain · 2011-09-12T00:51:47.000Z

Yea, it does look sorta staged. It looks like the blonde kid is all amped up and ready to protect his balls from the get go. He even manages to block the strike before it’s even done being wound up, plus the fall looks overly choreographed. Also, the TV isn’t even plugged in, nor doesn’t appear to get hung up on a chord being yanked out of the socket from a weird angle or anything, in fact it looks tied up in the back, unable to even reach the outlet.

Finally, wouldn’t the runner’s first instinct to be to stop the shelf unit from falling over? I mean, to gallop away all nonchalant like that… what the hell?

But, if it is indeed real, then I hope the blond kid didn’t suffer too long before he died.

Damien_Falgoust · 2011-09-12T02:26:04.000Z

Steven Dickson:

Similar to Lizard_King’s:

As someone who sucked at math beyond basic algebra as a young man (OK, I still suck) can we have MOAR PLEASE of this kind of stuff?

ChristienMurawski · 2011-09-12T03:24:08.000Z

-xtien

Thoro · 2011-09-12T04:25:35.000Z

Christien Murawski:

-xtien

Every slasher movie ever, neatly summed up. Bravo.

belgerog · 2011-09-12T06:01:14.000Z

Jag · 2011-09-12T06:20:24.000Z

Alderaan shot first?

Steven_Dickson · 2011-09-12T06:41:17.000Z

belgerog · 2011-09-12T06:58:31.000Z

Jag:

Alderaan shot first?

Yes. Shamelessly stolen from reddit’s front page.

TranquilityBase · 2011-09-12T07:15:56.000Z

kerzain:

Yea, it does look sorta staged. It looks like the blonde kid is all amped up and ready to protect his balls from the get go. He even manages to block the strike before it’s even done being wound up, plus the fall looks overly choreographed. Also, the TV isn’t even plugged in, nor doesn’t appear to get hung up on a chord being yanked out of the socket from a weird angle or anything, in fact it looks tied up in the back, unable to even reach the outlet.

Finally, wouldn’t the runner’s first instinct to be to stop the shelf unit from falling over? I mean, to gallop away all nonchalant like that… what the hell?

But, if it is indeed real, then I hope the blond kid didn’t suffer too long before he died.

I was thinking his folded arms plus the way he just keels right over like a narcoleptic indicates he’s aiming for a hole in the floor. Also, I can’t believe a shelf that big with that much weight on it (TV, books, filled aquarium) is going to fall over so easily just from an eight year old bumping into it.

Still, I once had a bookshelf that big fall over on me when I was about that age, when I tried to climb to the top shelf at a local bookstore, and all I got out of it were some minor cuts and bruises. Much to the disappointment of the store owner.

Anyway, aside from the phony looking fall, that stunt looks pretty well done.

BrianRubin · 2011-09-12T09:54:02.000Z

Steven Dickson:

That is totally hypnotic.