JonRowe
4021
C’mon man… turn the phone sideways.
Yep, that’s about how my guy rolls. Except more aggro.
“Fight! Fight! Attack!”
“Hrm. Wait, is that…? Yep, bath. Bath, bath.”
Is how I imagine it goes, anyway.

Love Tangled. Not sure if photobucket will load.
Okay, that’s… what is that from?
Omniscia
4027
I remember that show. Turbo Teen was its name. Short-lived 80s cartoon that was essentially The Hulk, except instead of a mild-mannered scientist turning into a raging behemoth when he’s angered, it concerned a teen who turned into his sports car when exposed to heat. Yeah…
That was actually a recurring nightmare of mine when I was a kid.
Being a seal must be pretty rough. Sharks, hunters, orcas, polar bears… Can’t even sit your ass down on a cold chunk of ice for a minute without having to worry about something. Getting bagged and taken to Sea World must be like winning the lottery.
That actually made me sit and think a second. I think I usually use forebear for that meaning. The thing is forebear is a valid spelling of the (unrelated) verb forbear (for(e)bore, for(e)went) - meaning to abstain or refrain from something.
EDIT: No, for(e)went is from for(e)go, of course.
Dufresne
4032
And when you actually try to feed yourself, suddenly you’re the villain for preying on adorable penguins.
MattKeil
4033
Leopard seals only, really. And they have few natural predators aside from orcas and large sharks.
Most seals are adorable fish-eaters.

Calelari
4034
“[…] he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched scream.”
Fuck, that didn’t go right. Now what?