I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Creole_Ned · 2011-09-23T17:35:13.000Z

That is both strangely mesmerizing and wrong.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-09-23T18:04:15.000Z

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-09-23T19:21:55.000Z

Harkonis · 2011-09-23T21:45:56.000Z

Bill Dungsroman:

lol goodtimes

Djscman · 2011-09-23T22:37:41.000Z

Tman · 2011-09-24T00:22:08.000Z

Phydeaux · 2011-09-24T20:35:05.000Z

Derek Meister:

… I haven’t used this thing in, like, 5 years.

We need the Koontz Time Cube, too. I can’t find it.

Dufresne · 2011-09-24T21:18:13.000Z

Is this what you mean? Rasputin posted it in the movies forum earlier this week.

BrianRubin · 2011-09-24T21:31:11.000Z

Tman:

Love it.

Dufresne · 2011-09-24T21:40:30.000Z

Brian Rubin:

Love it.

I like to imagine what goes on inside the raccoon afterwards.

Calistas · 2011-09-25T01:50:23.000Z

Calistas · 2011-09-25T01:59:03.000Z

Calistas · 2011-09-25T01:59:58.000Z

Calistas · 2011-09-25T02:00:42.000Z

kerzain · 2011-09-25T03:54:15.000Z

Dufresne:

I like to imagine what goes on inside the raccoon afterwards.

Digestion is the mechanical and chemical breakdown of food into smaller components that are more easily absorbed into a blood stream, for instance. Digestion is a form of catabolism: a breakdown of large food molecules to smaller ones.

In mammals, food enters the mouth, being chewed by teeth, with chemical processing beginning with chemicals in the saliva from the salivary glands. This is called mastication. Then it travels down the oesophagus into the stomach, where hydrochloric acid kills most contaminating microorganisms and begins mechanical break down of some food (e.g., denaturation of protein), and chemical alteration of some. The hydrochloric acid also has a low pH, which allows enzymes to work more efficiently. After some time (typically an hour or two in humans, 4–6 hours in dogs, somewhat shorter duration in house cats, …) , the resulting thick liquid is called chyme. Chyme will go through the small intestine, where 95% of absorption of nutrients occurs, through the large intestine with waste material eventually being eliminated during defecation.

Sammich · 2011-09-25T04:12:12.000Z

kerzain:

Digestion is the mechanical and chemical breakdown of food into smaller components that are more easily absorbed into a blood stream, for instance. Digestion is a form of catabolism: a breakdown of large food molecules to smaller ones.

In mammals, food enters the mouth, being chewed by teeth, with chemical processing beginning with chemicals in the saliva from the salivary glands. This is called mastication. Then it travels down the oesophagus into the stomach, where hydrochloric acid kills most contaminating microorganisms and begins mechanical break down of some food (e.g., denaturation of protein), and chemical alteration of some. The hydrochloric acid also has a low pH, which allows enzymes to work more efficiently. After some time (typically an hour or two in humans, 4–6 hours in dogs, somewhat shorter duration in house cats, …) , the resulting thick liquid is called chyme. Chyme will go through the small intestine, where 95% of absorption of nutrients occurs, through the large intestine with waste material eventually being eliminated during defecation.

…if you know what I mean. wink wink nudge nudge

arctangent · 2011-09-25T08:29:47.000Z

Sammich · 2011-09-25T10:52:38.000Z

Athryn · 2011-09-25T10:59:57.000Z

Tman:

I was going to ask what college this is the mascot for, but the gif url answered that question for me!

Scrax · 2011-09-25T11:21:34.000Z

Sammich:

And the Darwin Awards gave a disappointed sigh.