I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

TimElhajj · 2011-09-25T22:34:47.000Z

JMR:

I like to think Hulk is whispering encouragement to that nice man on his knees.

Pogo · 2011-09-25T23:01:44.000Z

And the ref is about to catch something flying out of Hulk’s ass.

Equis · 2011-09-26T00:20:11.000Z

Bill Dungsroman:

FREAKY!!

kerzain · 2011-09-26T01:19:18.000Z

Phydeaux:

Can’t be as dangerous as it looks, since he’s not in the air for very long. Must be a lens trick.

EDIT: Gravity is 9.8 m/s/s and that drop looks to be about 3/4 of a second. Vertical distance due to gravity would be att/2 = 2.75 meters, or 9 feet. He pushed off of the railing, but most of that was horizontal. Probably a 10-11 foot drop.

He’s still an idiot.

Pay attention to the roof of the building across from the pool, it’s completely arched when it should be flat. Bigtime fish-eye effect, indicating the pool isn’t nearly in the position it appears to be.

GloriousMess · 2011-09-26T03:47:32.000Z

JMR:

I remember watching this match as a kid before I realised WWF was fake. Hulk Hogan vs. the Ultimate Warrior, Wrestlemania 6. I think the Warrior won, but afterwards they made up with a handshake/hug, and copious quantities of oral sex.

I don’t remember the latter occurring during the match though, so I think this .gif is satirical in nature rather than factually accurate.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-09-26T04:08:27.000Z

Phydeaux:

Can’t be as dangerous as it looks, since he’s not in the air for very long. Must be a lens trick.

EDIT: Gravity is 9.8 m/s/s and that drop looks to be about 3/4 of a second. Vertical distance due to gravity would be att/2 = 2.75 meters, or 9 feet. He pushed off of the railing, but most of that was horizontal. Probably a 10-11 foot drop.

He’s still an idiot.

It’s as dangerous as it looks – he barely missed the ground, if he missed it at all…

It’s actually about 1.1s drop yielding ~6m, assuming it was a dead drop. However at the point he leaps his mass already has some net downward velocity, which is hard to quantify but will increase how far he travels down in a given time. He also leaps down somewhat, rather than straight out.

Also note for comparison that’s he’s jumping off a third story balcony railing – clearly more than a 10’ drop. See also the size of the trees relative to the people on the ground. I’d say these together put it at somewhere a bit over 20’.

[/random internet pedantry] ;-P

Hans_Lauring · 2011-09-26T05:26:45.000Z

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-09-26T07:40:39.000Z

Bahimiron:

Oh man, is that from Teen Witch!?

JMR · 2011-09-26T09:01:11.000Z

Yes.

He’s so . . . funky.

swoon

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-09-26T09:09:12.000Z

Jasper Phillips:

It’s as dangerous as it looks – he barely missed the ground, if he missed it at all…

It’s actually about 1.1s drop yielding ~6m, assuming it was a dead drop. However at the point he leaps his mass already has some net downward velocity, which is hard to quantify but will increase how far he travels down in a given time. He also leaps down somewhat, rather than straight out.

Also note for comparison that’s he’s jumping off a third story balcony railing – clearly more than a 10’ drop. See also the size of the trees relative to the people on the ground. I’d say these together put it at somewhere a bit over 20’.

[/random internet pedantry] ;-P

I dunno are those trees? They look kinda like trimmed shrubs that aren’t more than 5 feet tall.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-09-26T09:15:16.000Z

The ones off to the right, that are a bit taller than the floor he leaps from.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-09-26T09:31:17.000Z

Jasper Phillips:

The ones off to the right, that are a bit taller than the floor he leaps from.

Ah yes, I see it. Man and he doesn’t even hit the deep end it looks like.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-09-26T09:53:52.000Z

He belly flops it too! That’s got to hurt, even if he doesn’t bust his ankle on the edge of the pool.

Although that’s probably a good thing, as it sure does look like the shallow end of the pool…

He definitely was in the hunt for a Darwin Award.

[image removed]
Yeah yeah. If you don’t want people to link to your tiny jpeg, don’t fucking post it on the internet. OMG I used less than a penny of your bandwidth!

_Poe · 2011-09-26T10:08:52.000Z

PwN3d! indeed.

BrianRubin · 2011-09-26T10:19:50.000Z

HAhahaha

jerri_blank · 2011-09-26T11:55:55.000Z

Jasper Phillips:

It’s as dangerous as it looks – he barely missed the ground, if he missed it at all…

It’s actually about 1.1s drop yielding ~6m, assuming it was a dead drop. However at the point he leaps his mass already has some net downward velocity, which is hard to quantify but will increase how far he travels down in a given time. He also leaps down somewhat, rather than straight out.

Also note for comparison that’s he’s jumping off a third story balcony railing – clearly more than a 10’ drop. See also the size of the trees relative to the people on the ground. I’d say these together put it at somewhere a bit over 20’.

[/random internet pedantry] ;-P

SPRING BREAK MOTHAFUCKA WOOOOOOO (splash)

JonRowe · 2011-09-26T15:20:05.000Z

I imagine that if someone cataloged in video what happened after every utterance of “Spring Break Woo!” we could keep this thread going for ages.

BrianRubin · 2011-09-26T15:36:21.000Z

Kevin, is your name really Paul Goodman, or did this guy just steal your title? ;)

The Escapist

Blockade Runner Is Like Minecraft IN SPAAACE!

Forget underground mining- this game is aiming for high orbit.

jerri_blank · 2011-09-26T18:41:24.000Z

Jon Rowe:

I imagine that if someone cataloged in video what happened after every utterance of “Spring Break Woo!” we could keep this thread going for ages.

It’s the college-boy version of “Hey, Bubba, watch this!”

RichVR · 2011-09-26T18:42:29.000Z

Or, “Hold my beer. Watch this.”