I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

kerzain · 2011-10-04T21:16:01.000Z

I think I recognize the guy on the left, is he Tracy Morgan?

JonRowe · 2011-10-04T21:20:01.000Z

kerzain:

I just noticed the spider in the top left corner of the bowl, right near the hinges.

I would also like to mention that this scenario is totally plausible, ground spiders need to find water, so they can be found in dark damp places… like a shitty bathroom.

JonRowe · 2011-10-04T21:26:17.000Z

Anti-Bunny:

Also, jumping spiders are the coolest ever.

Spider Mating Dance.

Look at that little sucker go.

JonRowe · 2011-10-04T21:30:46.000Z

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-10-04T22:35:32.000Z

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Tankero · 2011-10-05T05:19:21.000Z

Jon Rowe:

Also, jumping spiders are the coolest ever.

Spider Mating Dance.

Look at that little sucker go.

So THAT is where Kabuki comes from.

JonRowe · 2011-10-05T06:30:28.000Z

Tankero:

So THAT is where Kabuki comes from.

The spider is sitting on the head of what is basically a drum with a mic hooked up.

Also, don’t try this mating dance on your significant other, I was told I was weird and that if I didn’t stop I would be kicked.

Cobra · 2011-10-05T13:11:25.000Z

ChristienMurawski · 2011-10-05T13:30:30.000Z

-xtien

Walter_Yarbrough · 2011-10-05T13:54:35.000Z

TranquilityBase · 2011-10-05T17:24:16.000Z

Miramon · 2011-10-05T17:27:39.000Z

TranquilityBase:

Wow I remember getting something like that stuff as a kid. It was pretty creepy to play with. (Pause to look it up). Surely it couldn’t have been mercury thiocyanate. For a kid? No way… Oh, I see, there are safer alternatives.

kerzain · 2011-10-05T17:33:15.000Z

Yea, I don’t know if I was playing the the older, or the newer version of this stuff on 4ths of Julys as a kid.

en.wikipedia.org

Black snake (firework)

Black snake (or Sugar snake) and Pharaoh's serpent are two similar types of firework. After being lit, both fireworks begin to smoke and spew out ash resembling a snake via an intumescent reaction. They stay on the ground and do not emit sparks, flares, any form of projectiles, or any sound, but may release smoke. Sodium bicarbonate which produces carbon dioxide gas, and sugar forming carbon containing ash, are common chemicals used for the black snake demonstration. Other sources report the co...

Demon_G_Sides · 2011-10-05T19:21:24.000Z

Cobra:

That girl is gorgeous.

Nellie · 2011-10-05T19:28:15.000Z

Djscman:

I guess there’s this TV show in Japan that’s a cross between a talent show, costume contest, and vaudeville. Check “Kasou Taishou” on YouTube for more wacky Japanese-ness. Here’s the original clip: http://youtu.be/uIHULa8Zg6g.

People can be pretty inscrutable when they’re being creative.

Bagpipes and unicycle, why no pay off (hit by a falling piano, or just a simple face-plant would do)?

Mightynute · 2011-10-05T19:47:54.000Z

Nellie:

Bagpipes and unicycle, why no pay off (hit by a falling piano, or just a simple face-plant would do)?

The great thing is that he’s playing the theme to Star Wars the entire time.

Jasper_Phillips · 2011-10-05T19:53:51.000Z

Christien Murawski:

I’ll suck your soul!

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-10-05T20:28:00.000Z

nooteh · 2011-10-05T20:35:17.000Z

Jasper Phillips:

I’ll suck your soul!

Shoop-da-whoop!

kerzain · 2011-10-05T20:46:45.000Z

Can’t, that’s racist.