I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

jerri_blank · 2011-10-05T21:14:00.000Z

kerzain:

Yea, I don’t know if I was playing the the older, or the newer version of this stuff on 4ths of Julys as a kid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)

I used to get those every 4th until my dad got tired of the permanent black stains on the driveway.

Dean · 2011-10-06T07:52:16.000Z

Those snakes and Big Bang Cannons with the powder you bought in a tube and dumped in the water reservoir to create a gas that would ignite.

Good times!

BlueJackalope · 2011-10-06T08:37:38.000Z

Dean:

Those snakes and Big Bang Cannons with the powder you bought in a tube and dumped in the water reservoir to create a gas that would ignite.

Good times!

Powdered calcium carbide i.e. bang site

EDIT - I thought better of giving people a recipe that might get them hurt. locker.

Rasputin · 2011-10-06T09:09:18.000Z

OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN.

BrianRubin · 2011-10-06T09:20:49.000Z

Not animated, but…

Cobra · 2011-10-06T12:51:51.000Z

BlueJackalope:

Powdered calcium carbide i.e. bang site

EDIT - I thought better of giving people a recipe that might get them hurt. locker.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Random gif:

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ZekeDMS · 2011-10-06T12:58:00.000Z

Jigglin’ in a non-sexual context? Shakeweight proved that’s a bannin’.

kerzain · 2011-10-06T13:01:21.000Z

It’s not even possible to use a Shakeweight in a non-sexual manner.

RichVR · 2011-10-06T13:36:26.000Z

Her hand… must be… all greasy and… slippery…

Sammich · 2011-10-06T14:31:55.000Z

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

Damien_Falgoust · 2011-10-06T14:52:35.000Z

Michelle Keegan?

Scrax · 2011-10-06T15:13:06.000Z

ZekeDMS:

Jigglin’ in a non-sexual context? Shakeweight proved that’s a bannin’.

Quick! A simulated ejaculatory gif will counteract it!

Mrenda · 2011-10-06T16:20:41.000Z

Cobra · 2011-10-07T03:52:40.000Z

I love how the other employees don’t even react. Like they’ve seen it a thousand times.

Random gif:

ZekeDMS · 2011-10-07T04:09:06.000Z

was better, Cobra.

Cobra · 2011-10-07T04:14:22.000Z

^Thought it was probably NSFW.

Scrax · 2011-10-07T04:25:45.000Z

I think that’s some nip.

jerri_blank · 2011-10-07T04:27:08.000Z

Never mind that - is that girl supposed to be driving?

/my grandmother

Scrax · 2011-10-07T04:31:18.000Z

Nah, looks like the 2nd row of a mini van.

WarrenM · 2011-10-07T04:31:32.000Z

jerri blank:

Never mind that - is that girl supposed to be driving?

/my grandmother

No, looks like middle row in a mini-van.

Time to get my old man pants on for a second … could we stick to funny and/or tragic gifs? The ones of “hot girl doing something random” are a little … I dunno, dumb? That’s not what I come to this thread for.