I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

TranquilityBase · 2011-10-07T11:21:47.000Z

kerzain:

It’s an ATM machine. And the people were unhurt.

Ah… I guess the pneumatic tube should have been my clue…

Still calling fake as the ATM did not explode as Hollywood has informed us. :)

BlueJackalope · 2011-10-07T11:42:17.000Z

TimElhajj:

Quick – someone post an animated gif of Warren taking off his old man pants!

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BlueJackalope · 2011-10-07T11:45:08.000Z

double gd post

JMR · 2011-10-07T12:15:50.000Z

BlueJackalope · 2011-10-07T12:16:08.000Z

Unless you mean Oldman pants…

TimElhajj · 2011-10-07T12:33:27.000Z

BlueJackalope:

Those are old man shorts.

And the old man in question is clearly involved in a shorts hike. He’s hiking his shorts, before he tells you to step the *&%$ away from the microphone. Sonny.

WarrenM · 2011-10-07T13:01:29.000Z

That’s how you know he’s serious.

ZekeDMS · 2011-10-07T13:19:41.000Z

BlueJackalope:

double gd post

You are aware you can just DELETE a post, yes?

BlueJackalope · 2011-10-07T13:23:32.000Z

ZekeDMS:

You are aware you can just DELETE a post, yes?

Yeah, but I decided this would be more dickish.

ChristienMurawski · 2011-10-07T13:27:29.000Z

-xtien

Walter_Yarbrough · 2011-10-07T13:30:22.000Z

kerzain:

It’s an ATM machine. And the people were unhurt.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/598721/father-son-survive-car-crushing-collapse

Technically, it’s a remote teller.

Not a GIF Remote teller:

Not a GIF Automatic Teller Machine:

Oh, look an animated gif in the animated gif thread:

And just because this one was neat.

RichVR · 2011-10-07T13:37:10.000Z

Automated Penn and Teller.

Dave_Perkins · 2011-10-07T14:41:02.000Z

I could really go for a gif of a pole dancer hitting herself with her own firework while smashing through glass, if anyone’s up to it.

TimElhajj · 2011-10-07T15:04:45.000Z

Dave Perkins:

I could really go for a gif of a pole dancer hitting herself with her own firework while smashing through glass, if anyone’s up to it.

Long as her boobs softly jiggle, count me in.

TimElhajj · 2011-10-07T15:06:05.000Z

BlueJackalope:

Yeah, but I decided this would be more dickish.

Ha, ha! You have to earn the old man shorts, and you, my friend, are well on your way.

Bahimiron · 2011-10-07T16:04:21.000Z

RichVR:

Automated Penn and Teller.

I wonder which one that was. You didn’t often see Teller look that flabbergasted.

Nellie · 2011-10-07T17:45:17.000Z

JMR:

Brilliant.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-10-07T22:15:19.000Z

Eric_T_Cheng · 2011-10-07T22:20:45.000Z

Mightynute:

The great thing is that he’s playing the theme to Star Wars the entire time.

Bagpipes + kilt + unicycle + Star Wars theme = awesome.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-10-07T22:30:50.000Z