I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Mightynute · 2011-10-21T16:43:49.000Z

Bill · 2011-10-21T16:44:48.000Z

MatthewF:

Poor Keck.

So, he tried to rig the grenade to be less lethal, right?

Mr_Bismarck · 2011-10-21T16:45:47.000Z

I will celebrate reaching 50 posts with Bill QWOPSby.

MatthewF · 2011-10-21T16:48:28.000Z

Bill:

So, he tried to rig the grenade to be less lethal, right?

No, he went to pull a grenade and pulled the pin instead. The grenade stayed attached to his belt. He jumped onto his back to cover the explosion and literally blew his own ass off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ghe1hISpI

Bill · 2011-10-21T17:16:15.000Z

Yeah, but isn’t there a shot of him fiddling with a grenade with his knife before that? It just made me wonder. Unfortunately I can’t find a clip of it online.

RichVR · 2011-10-21T17:37:44.000Z

What movie is that?

MatthewF · 2011-10-21T17:58:41.000Z

RichVR:

What movie is that?

The Thin Red Line

RichVR · 2011-10-21T17:59:56.000Z

Netflix and Roku, here I come.

Bad_Neighbor · 2011-10-21T20:52:37.000Z

Calistas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkfJoOsldEg
(the fat guy is one of the ‘old masters’)

I’m really bothered by the firearms defense moves. Nearly every one I saw pointed the gun toward the instructor at some point. One of them ended with it pointing straight toward his face.

kerzain · 2011-10-21T21:46:57.000Z

Blips · 2011-10-21T22:07:55.000Z

kerzain:

Do I even want to know?

TranquilityBase · 2011-10-21T22:11:36.000Z

It really is high time I grab a camcorder, walk over to the local WalMart and film for half an hour, then sell it to TLC.

Calistas · 2011-10-21T23:56:32.000Z

Blips:

Do I even want to know?

It’s from this awesome ad:

ChristienMurawski · 2011-10-21T23:59:25.000Z

-xtien

kerzain · 2011-10-22T00:00:24.000Z

Ghost boobs?

Raife · 2011-10-22T00:02:01.000Z

Calistas:

It’s from this awesome ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8

BABIES EVERYWHERE! Yeah, that’s a classic.

Blips · 2011-10-22T00:06:55.000Z

Calistas:

It’s from this awesome ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8

Hahahaha wow. The babies everywhere line was great.

divedivedive · 2011-10-22T00:57:42.000Z

Probably a stupid question but, uh, is that Nutrigrain thing a real commercial? It looks like a parody but I don’t recognize anybody.

kerzain · 2011-10-22T01:07:22.000Z

The dude that shattered his hand looks like Paul Scheer (Funny or Die).

jerri_blank · 2011-10-22T04:55:04.000Z

Nutrigrain: Now with more cocaine!

I guess they showed a much shorter version of that ad on TV. Love how “Larry,” the first guy Steve talks to, is looking at a pair of skimpy undergarments.