I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

BrianRubin · 2011-11-03T16:01:45.000Z

They’re also not so smart on land.

GloriousMess · 2011-11-03T16:14:21.000Z

ShivaX · 2011-11-03T18:19:12.000Z

And racist

Zuwadza · 2011-11-03T19:50:10.000Z

I can handle a chair.

TranquilityBase · 2011-11-03T20:02:07.000Z

Lizard_King · 2011-11-04T01:23:26.000Z

Ben_Sones · 2011-11-04T06:40:13.000Z

Houngan:

Oof, I can’t help thinking about the wooden frame on the edge.

H.

It’s actually an air mattress sitting on the floor. Her real bed is to the left of it, but it’s a day bed, so it won’t have a front frame.

Houngan · 2011-11-04T07:00:02.000Z

Ben Sones:

It’s actually an air mattress sitting on the floor. Her real bed is to the left of it, but it’s a day bed, so it won’t have a front frame.

Ah! Much better, I wondered why she didn’t get her throat crushed on the frame when she came down. Carry on!

H.

jerri_blank · 2011-11-04T07:45:37.000Z

I’m sure the guy did a thorough site analysis before executing that stunt. That’s why she didn’t QUITE make it through the window to be cut to tiny ribbons.

Dumbass.

Rightbug · 2011-11-04T08:30:59.000Z

jerri blank:

I’m sure the guy did a thorough site analysis before executing that stunt. That’s why she didn’t QUITE make it through the window to be cut to tiny ribbons.

Dumbass.

Jesus. Live a little people. If your kid has not broken a bone by the time he or she reaches college, you are likely being over-protective. Live is meant to be lived.

(Note, I’m not suggesting you let your kids jump out of planes wearing wing-suits but bouncing your kid off an air-mattress should not involve a half hour safety lecture and a day spent encasing all hard objects in the room with soft foam padding.)

Anyway, sorry, less preaching, more gifs!

Anti-Bunny · 2011-11-04T11:08:10.000Z

Cormac · 2011-11-04T12:23:04.000Z

ShivaX · 2011-11-04T14:43:36.000Z

Rightbug:

Jesus. Live a little people. If your kid has not broken a bone by the time he or she reaches college, you are likely being over-protective. Live is meant to be lived.

Yeah, they had more than one kid, so what if one is killed when they crack their head open or break their neck because you wanted to see how far they could fly?

RobotPants · 2011-11-04T15:16:54.000Z

I like how there’s so much discussion over what could’ve happened in an animated gif.

TimElhajj · 2011-11-04T15:30:04.000Z

RobotPants:

I like how there’s so much discussion over what could’ve happened in an animated gif.

Child died, but it was too much of a downer so we edited it out.

Lizard_King · 2011-11-04T16:18:28.000Z

BrianRubin · 2011-11-04T16:21:29.000Z

What a dick.

Marcus · 2011-11-04T16:47:03.000Z

Not really for all we know the thing might not have been able to support her weight and she could have been really injured had it broken. He was really just looking out for her safety.

Scuzz · 2011-11-04T16:53:47.000Z

Brian Rubin:

What a dick.

She must have agreed to whatever was going on and he just made sure she went through with it. Looks like one of those building confidence or group type things.

Not_One_Of_Us · 2011-11-04T16:56:51.000Z

Really want to see the video.