I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

[Cobra]

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

PS: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

Holy fucking **** that is MFing scary!

[Jamie_Madigan]

Stop quoting it!

[Erik_J]

Holy shit. Aeon Flux is real!

[Houngan]

Kill it with fire! Or bacon!

[TimElhajj]

It’s a girdle! If she turns sideways, you realize the rest of her hips, thighs, stomach and waist have been twisted and pinched into a forty pound ridge that runs up and down the length of her spine.

It’s uncomfortable, but a girl has to on her toes to be fashionable!

[Abilio_Carvalho]

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar

[Houngan]

I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standar

Her knees are the roundest thing about her, you internet snob.

H.

[BrianRubin]

Is that person actually real? I just gagged.

[Scotch_Lufkin]

[Mike_O_Malley]

Is that person actually real? I just gagged.

There has to be some trick there, but I can’t figure it out. It’s not as simple as just shopping out the sides of her waist.

[Houngan]

There has to be some trick there, but I can’t figure it out. It’s not as simple as just shopping out the sides of her waist.

Um, I think it’s just plain old real, with a tight dress to compress a bit more. Sorry.

[Mike_O_Malley]

That’s frightening then.

[BrianRubin]

Um, I think it’s just plain old real, with a tight dress to compress a bit more. Sorry.

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[belgerog]

Beware the Alien, The Mutant, The Heretic.

[Houngan]

That’s frightening then.

Though I do question the “breasts” that seem to be evident. You get to that shape you’re not going to have anything up top.

[Erik_J]

Though I do question the “breasts” that seem to be evident. You get to that shape you’re not going to have anything up top.

Those ain’t breasts. It’s ribcage being shoved up.

[Scuzz]

Those ain’t breasts. It’s ribcage being shoved up.

:) 12345

[Mr_Bismarck]

[Bill]

[Houngan]

WHAT PART OF THE FUCKING TITLE MOTHERFUCKING SAID “STATIC FUCKING JPG” BITCH? HUH? HUH?!