D’aaaaww, de cute little rodent and big wooferly dog.

Not Safe to Work For? Agreed. Damn spider gifs never make payroll.

This is how the uprising starts.

His name is Caesar, isn’t it?

I like how the dog in the car looks back to make sure they are winning.

And then tucks to lower wind resistance for the finish.

The dude responsible for saving the dog from a horrible crash side-steps at the last moment.

That dog running understands that a good, fast start is crucial if you want to win. You don’t see the man putting much effort into his start at all. And that’s why he lost, despite his girl’s effort to push off with her left hand.

Left?

Right!

Man, I’m lovin’ me some owl gifs. MOAR!

Yeah I just had to hit up youtube for owls.

I’m sure Owl Rotation was in the youtube thread at some point.

When push starting, always keep your left hand on the wheel.

It was, but I’m damned glad to watch it again ten or fourteen times.

H.

Hang on, you weren’t watching the good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA

Yay owls!

Owls are the best thing. But my parrot might disagree.

I think it’s safe to say that this idiot won’t have any kids.