I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

russellmz00 · 2011-12-02T17:46:40.000Z

Brian Rubin:

What the what…

posted somewhere, the guy was mentally disturbed/challenged, the skipping kid freaked him.

Demon_G_Sides · 2011-12-02T18:29:35.000Z

Lizard_King · 2011-12-02T18:42:23.000Z

Cobra:

Wtf are they shooting at?

You might throw out some buoys but a lot of times you just need to get some time firing weapons, cleaning them after the fact, checking your gear, etc.

The hot brass is a good time, every time.

Donald_L · 2011-12-02T19:14:13.000Z

TimElhajj · 2011-12-02T19:26:28.000Z

MrCoffee:

Dolphins.

But only the ones that somehow manage to get through the tuna nets.

Lizard_King · 2011-12-02T19:39:28.000Z

kerzain · 2011-12-02T19:59:13.000Z

Guy’s a bit pasty to be acting all King of the Beach and shit.

TimElhajj · 2011-12-02T20:01:05.000Z

kerzain:

Guy’s a bit pasty to be acting all King of the Beach and shit.

Kick sand in his face. I got your back. Uh, from over here. I got your back from way over here.

kerzain · 2011-12-02T20:10:18.000Z

Ah, I just noticed that they’re apparently in Nashville. That explains everything.

Houngan · 2011-12-02T21:29:47.000Z

Lizard_King:

You might throw out some buoys but a lot of times you just need to get some time firing weapons, cleaning them after the fact, checking your gear, etc.

The hot brass is a good time, every time.

My favorite is when a case jammed right between my glasses and my cheek and burned a damned fine blister into my face. Much more painful than getting a nice 1/2 inch throat cut from frag at a match.

H.

Kalle · 2011-12-03T01:23:43.000Z

Hans_Lauring · 2011-12-03T01:35:22.000Z

MattKeil:

A valiant effort, but still not worth it.

A Federline/Britney pregnancy joke gif? It’s 2011, dawg.

Well, the thread is so old that the joke was probably new when first posted. Still not funny, though.

#5377 and #5378 are also reruns.

Thanks Kalle. After trying to watch that painful Britney-thing I needed something to calm me down…

kerzain · 2011-12-03T02:00:41.000Z

That Britney gif was phenomenal, and the payoff was hilarious. It’s great that a simple animated gif can share such an endearing and compelling story.

Cobra · 2011-12-03T02:24:36.000Z

kerzain:

Ah, I just noticed that they’re apparently in Nashville. That explains everything.

Not from US. Explain please.

MattKeil · 2011-12-03T02:28:48.000Z

Cobra:

Not from US. Explain please.

Nashville is in Tennessee, which is in the middle of the continental U.S., meaning it’s landlocked (oceanwise, anyway). Therefore, Nashville’s “King of the Beach” criteria are probably fairly low.

hong · 2011-12-03T03:06:09.000Z

Cobra:

Not from US. Explain please.

Nashville is the home of country music. It’s a country music ritual, a bit like line dancing.

jerri_blank · 2011-12-03T04:17:33.000Z

kerzain:

That Britney gif was phenomenal, and the payoff was hilarious. It’s great that a simple animated gif can share such an endearing and compelling story.

Well, it WAS mildly amusing in the non-10-minute version.

RobotPants · 2011-12-03T08:31:57.000Z

MattKeil:

Nashville is in Tennessee, which is in the middle of the continental U.S., meaning it’s landlocked (oceanwise, anyway). Therefore, Nashville’s “King of the Beach” criteria are probably fairly low.

Right, except that guy’s at a Strikeforce (mixed martial arts) event, so being all “king of the beach” is pretty much what they’re supposed to do.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-12-03T09:07:31.000Z

kerzain:

That Britney gif was phenomenal, and the payoff was hilarious. It’s great that a simple animated gif can share such an endearing and compelling story.

I love you, kerzain.

MattKeil · 2011-12-03T12:52:42.000Z

RobotPants:

Right, except that guy’s at a Strikeforce (mixed martial arts) event, so being all “king of the beach” is pretty much what they’re supposed to do.

The point is, he’s not at the beach.